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Aalona
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2010, 03:05:14 AM » |
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Since My Valentine Got A Computer
Since my Valentine got a computer My love life has taken a hit. Nothing I say is important Unless it’s a byte or a bit. Before she got her new laptop, Everything was just fine; Now she says we can’t talk Unless we both go online. "But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you; Love is what I feel." "That keyword isn’t relevant," She said, with eyes of steel. She clicked the keyboard furiously; The screen was all she could see, And then to my horror and shame, She started describing me: "Your motherboard needs upgrading; Your OS needs help, too. And you definitely need a big heatsink To cool your CPU."; "Don’t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded. "Not on Valentine’s Day."; "Fix the bugs, and I’ll see," she said, While looking at me with dismay. "What ever you want, my darling; Whatever you need; you call it. I’ll upload or download anything, And then I’ll go install it." (Her hostile CD keeps replaying, And though I don’t want to fight her, Is this what I want for a Valentine? I’ve been burned; can I rewrite her?) "Are you all hard drive now," I asked "Is there no software in you? Don’t you remember the good times? Let our memories see us through."; "LOL," she said to me, chuckling. "You’re nothing but adware. "I’ve got four gigs of memory; I’ve got no problem there."; "Please, honey, we can save it," I said. "Our love means more than that." "That’s not in my cache; we’re going to crash," She said, as she turned me down flat. (This woman has really changed;Do I really want to chase her? More and more I’m thinking It might be nice to erase her.) "Aw, honey, don’t talk like that," I said. "Can’t we just plug and play? I hereby accept default, And I’m yours, my love, come what may. My goal is to make you happy; I want to be your portal, But your sudden, distant coldness Would test the strongest mortal. If we need a brand new interface, So we can FTP, I’m your go along, get along guy, And I want you to stay with me."; "If you want to get into my favorites," she said, And you want to get past my encryption, If you want to get through my firewall, Here is my only prescription."; "First, put up your own Web site, And e-mail me when it’s done. I’ll check your page rank with Google, And tell you if you’re the one." My life has become a real trial, Since my Valentine got a computer. If I want her to care about me again, I guess I’ll have to reboot her.
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